he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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