We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
