He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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