I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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