are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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