You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
so that wasnt chicken after all
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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