My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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