My room smells like vodka and shame
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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