Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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