yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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