shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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