He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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