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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(361): View more from Texas

She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.

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(509): View more from Washington

Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.

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(937): View more from Ohio

The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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(469): View more from Texas

You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.

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(516): View more from New York

the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen

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(951): View more from California

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS

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