I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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