He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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