that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
They have beer where we have blood.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm bleeding and have questions
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