I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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