called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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