I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We talked him into tasing himself.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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