Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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