chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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