belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
