i don't like sucking hair
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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