: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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