Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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