Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize