Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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