Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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