Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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