We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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