Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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