what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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