She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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