We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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