No awkward lesbian experiences without me
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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