god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I forget how to act sober
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