just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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