WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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