no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's shark week go big or go home
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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