You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
one might say we're banned from that church
My cat gives me a boner
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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