Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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