my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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