Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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