this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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