I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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