Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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