why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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