he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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