I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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