Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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