We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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