Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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