You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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